monobeartheater:

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

what the fuck

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shingekinokyojinheaven:

on the internet:

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in real life:

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sadspaghetti:

when you think you’ve screwed something up but it all turns out ok in the end

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